Sunday, August 28, 2005

8 Simple Rules for RENTING My Teenage Daughter

Yes you've read it right, RENT MY DAUGHTER!! I’m not particularly sure if there is any validity to these services. It's quite humorous to think about though. Who hasn’t wished for a little runt to pick up around the house? Or possibly a faux family to impress the boss at that next company picnic? You can email Jill, who specializes in parties and proms, if you need a date for your zit-full, annoying no girl would look at twice kid. Or perhaps invite Candace who specializes in birthday parties and playing in the park to play with your kids.

5 comments:

Roba said...

Disgusting! God, I can't believe that people would do that.. It wouldn't have been as bad if it was marketed in a different way.. but RENT MY DAUGHTER?

Yazan Malakha said...

hey you bare them, you feed them, you take care of them... might as well make some money out of them.. Totally justifies having a dozen kids :p

M!R@CHK@ said...

Are you sure she is his daughter :P

Linda said...

this is just like an escort service. and like the many escort services out there, this is probably a form of prostitution but under the table because we all know that is illegal in the US.

Anonymous said...

it's fake... stupid