Friday, January 13, 2006

No one gets my sense of humor...

at least not when I’m drunk or half drunk, here's an example. me: if you had two wishes that can become true, what would you wish for? her: i guess, a successful and fulfilling career her: and fulfilling relationships for the rest of my life, you? me: i want the power to give a woman an orgasm just by looking at her me: and unlimited tickets to Oprah tapings, cause that would be funny her: huh? ....and I wonder why

6 comments:

Linda said...

i found that funny. so whats the point?

Khalidah said...

hey Yazan .. you are really funny!!!

lulu said...

I get it I get it! :)

Roba said...

sense of humor aside, dude, men are soooo shallow!

Anonymous said...

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبراكاته
أنافتاة احب شخص مع العلم أني أخاف الله تعالي ولاكن أنا في ورطه لا أعرف كيف اخرج منها والله أنا حاولت بشتشي الطرق كيف اتخلص من هده الورطه لاكن النفس امارة بالسوء ولاكن الدي يطمئنني أنه يحبني ويريدني لغرض شريف ويريد الزواج مني لاكن الظروف أقوي مني
أفدني بالحل أفادك الله
السؤال الأخر :أني عندما أكلمه يحدت لي اشياء وشهوه وينزل مني اشياء وسائل هل هدا السائل ينقض الوضوء


Sweetie, this poor girl gets wet from "kalam baseet", I'm sure she would orgasm from looking at you if you really are the person in that picture. My advice to you, screw Oprah, wish for a schoolful of Saudi virgins. Muaah!

Killer Bee Bop said...

ROTFLMAO! But you're evil, and you know it ... Anonymous, you made the latter part up didn't ya? ROTFLMAO again!