Friday, September 02, 2005

Contest: 25 Bucks for the funniest comment

Here's a challenging picture that I couldn't come up with a comment for. I’m dedicating a $25 USD Amazon gift certificate (or from another site if desired) to whoever comes up with the most humorous comment on the picture below. You have to make me laugh hard enough to pop my spleen. There must be at least 3 people that enter for a prize to be handed out. Otherwise, the only recognition will be a dedicated post for your humorous comment.

Note: Prize will be handed out in a week. Fairplay Baybee! Note 2: Please refrain from posting anonymously. If you're a none-blogger user please add your email address to the comment in the following format youraddress [at] somewhere [dot] com example:john.doe [at] gmail [dot] com. Invalid addresses and Anonymous Comments will be disqualified.

30 Comments:

Anonymous Tariq said...

This one is hard man!!! You should have picked an easier photo man. Anyway here's my comment.

"and for my next trick i will pull a supersize quarter pounder out of my ass"

9/02/2005 12:27:00 AM  
Blogger Yazan Malakha said...

*smirk* lame dude!

Here's a tip from Roba.

Roba says:
they need to work with the whole image
Roba says:
not just the ass and the hand
Roba says:
the cops are an interesting part of the image

9/02/2005 12:52:00 AM  
Blogger Firas said...

"Yeah I did sucker punch the manager....
They are shipping me off to Iraq!Baghdad mall opening my ass!"

9/02/2005 01:14:00 AM  
Blogger 'Thought & Humor' said...

We work like a horse.
We eat like a pig.
We like to play chicken.
You can get someone's goat.
We can be as slippery as a snake.
We get dog tired.
We can be as quiet as a mouse.
We can be as quick as a cat.
Some of us are as strong as an ox.
People try to buffalo others.
Some are as ugly as a toad.
We can be as gentle as a lamb.
Sometimes we are as happy as a lark.
Some of us drink like a fish.
We can be as proud as a peacock.
A few of us are as hairy as a gorilla.
You can get a frog in your throat.
We can be a lone wolf.
But I'm having a whale of a time!

You have a riveting web log
and undoubtedly must have
atypical & quiescent potential
for your intended readership.
May I suggest that you do
everything in your power to
honor your encyclopedic/omniscient
Designer/Architect as well
as your revering audience.
As soon as we acknowledge
this Supreme Designer/Architect,
Who has erected the beauteous
fabric of the universe, our minds
must necessarily be ravished with
wonder at this infinate goodness,
wisdom and power.


Please remember to never
restrict anyone's opportunities
for ascertaining uninterrupted
existence for their quintessence.

There is a time for everything,
a season for every activity
under heaven. A time to be
born and a time to die. A
time to plant and a time to
harvest. A time to kill and
a time to heal. A time to
tear down and a time to
rebuild. A time to cry and
a time to laugh. A time to
grieve and a time to dance.
A time to scatter stones
and a time to gather stones.
A time to embrace and a
time to turn away. A time to
search and a time to lose.
A time to keep and a time to
throw away. A time to tear
and a time to mend. A time
to be quiet and a time to
speak up. A time to love
and a time to hate. A time
for war and a time for peace.


Best wishes for continued ascendancy,
Dr. Howdy

'Thought & Humor'

P.S. One thing of which I am sure is
that the common culture of my youth
is gone for good. It was hollowed out
by the rise of ethnic "identity politics,"
then splintered beyond hope of repair
by the emergence of the web-based
technologies that so maximized and
facilitated cultural choice as to make
the broad-based offerings of the old
mass media look bland and unchallenging
by comparison."


{Please note that this letter about your
esteemed site promotes no merchandise -
but is simply a missive of good will to you.}

9/02/2005 04:50:00 AM  
Blogger Yazan Malakha said...

Firas: Would have been great if you stuck to the first line only, the second line totally ruined it.. Good try though

Thought & Humor: Huh? Humor not evangelism!!!

9/02/2005 05:26:00 AM  
Blogger dantana said...

".. You know.. you guys should sell Mcdonuts!!!"

9/02/2005 05:33:00 AM  
Blogger Yazan Malakha said...

".. You know.. you guys should sell Mcdonuts!!!" <-- creative

Anyone can come up with a better comment?

9/02/2005 05:42:00 AM  
Blogger dantana said...

how bout this....."nice work johnson, weve been after this hamburglar dude for months"

9/02/2005 05:53:00 AM  
Blogger Yazan Malakha said...

nice, one entry per person though :-)

9/02/2005 05:58:00 AM  
Anonymous Micheal said...

Let me show you where those nuggets *really* come from”

9/02/2005 06:01:00 AM  
Blogger jameed said...

25 dollars! masriyatak kathraneh mashallah...

9/02/2005 06:16:00 AM  
Blogger Yazan Malakha said...

;-)

a sad attempt to kick-start people's creativity

9/02/2005 06:22:00 AM  
Blogger Linda said...

hahahaha, i have one but it might be inappropriate.

9/02/2005 06:39:00 AM  
Blogger Yazan Malakha said...

On my blog? Nothing is inappropriate! Infact inappropriate is encouraged

9/02/2005 06:41:00 AM  
Blogger Linda said...

okay then.

"hey officers, those are not McNuggets."

9/02/2005 07:45:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nope linda's should be further refined.....kinda like...hey which one of u like holding my mc nuggets a little too long when you frisked me. maybe a a couple expletive deleteds to spice it up.

9/02/2005 08:39:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And now show us where do hot buckets come from.

9/02/2005 09:42:00 AM  
Anonymous Omar A. said...

"It wasn't my poop it was the Burger King dudes"

9/02/2005 05:16:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

omar A. and tariq`s comments are the best.one of them should win

9/03/2005 12:57:00 AM  
Blogger Yazan Malakha said...

Anonymous, I'll be the one that decides which one wins. Neither has cracked me up.

9/03/2005 09:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get your nose out of my ass you asshole, they will notice us ...

9/03/2005 10:50:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

officer: shu keef al shu'3ol ma3ak abu shryek?

MacMan: ya zalmeh oskout khalyha 3ala allah, tezey mesh 3aref a7kouha.

9/03/2005 11:09:00 AM  
Blogger Yazan Malakha said...

This is taking a twisted turn.
Please refrain from posting under anonymous. If you're a none-blogger user please add your email address to the comment in the following format

youraddress [at] somewhere [dot] com
example:
john.doe [at] gmail [dot] com

Invalid addresses and Anonymous Comments will be disqualified.

9/03/2005 11:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Ibrahim said...

sorry man, its me ibrahim ...
the last to comments was for me ...

9/03/2005 12:54:00 PM  
Blogger Linda said...

did i win or not?

9/03/2005 09:50:00 PM  
Blogger Yazan Malakha said...

*reminds linda*
"Note: Prize will be handed out in a week. Fairplay Baybee!"

9/04/2005 01:31:00 AM  
Blogger spreadlove said...

yeah...they've got me out here slangin' rocks now. times have been tough since that documentary came out exposing our evil ways. tell ya what, since you guys are cops, i'll give you a bag for $10...

9/05/2005 12:28:00 PM  
Anonymous es said...

"Sorry, guys! Undercover work sucks. The gas from all those supersized sodas is just killing my social life."

9/06/2005 08:25:00 AM  
Anonymous abdelstar alslimat said...

yes i told my children over dinner[Due to the economy we ar going to have to let one of you go]

9/26/2005 07:25:00 PM  
Blogger Yazan Malakha said...

Abed.. Sorry mate, the contest ended quite sometime ago.. the winner was announced and received his certificate.

9/26/2005 08:23:00 PM  

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